Monday, June 01, 2009
Will the real Slim Shady please sit the fuck down?
Last night the MTV Movie Awards were on, and it was basically a big snorefest, except for this choice moment:
Having Sacha Baron Cohen's junk in my face would be a sublime experience. He's swarthy, hot, and hilarious, plus he's like 10 feet tall so I'd wager he's packing. Should SBC–as himself, Brüno, or anyone else–ever descend from above like a flamboyant, ridiculous angel, my response would be similar to Eminem's "Are you fuckin' serious?" However, my response would NOT be in the vein of the humorless crybaby attitude exhibited by Mr. Mathers. I would be shocked at being in such great luck as to be blessed with a live closeup of SBC's business end, not demonstrating that I'm the asshole who can't take a joke.
Eminem is really one to get pissed off about this, considering that his signature videos mock many of his colleagues in the entertainment industry. Speaking from experience, if you dish it out, you'd better learn to take it because you will get it. He should have learned this in 2002 when he stormed out of the VMA's because Triumph the Insult Comic Dog ragged on him. Eminem's apparent steadfast inability to accept a little criticism continues to support my suspicions about his diminutive penis size. Also supporting my Eminem small weiner theory is his knee-jerk homophobia, and I do mean PHOBIA, since the mere proximity of Brüno's crotch sent him running from the theater.
As he's trying desperately to claw his way back from obese complacency to cultural relevance, he should be glad for the association with a hot movie that's about to drop and will most likely be very successful. Hell, considering the state of his career's stagnation, he should be glad he even got an invitation to the MTV Movie Awards, whether his seat came with surprise SBC ass or not. Being on the radio for the first time in four years with that forgettable "Crack a Bottle" song does not restore the kind of celebrity gravitas excusing being a whiny, insecure bitch who can't take a joke. Can Eminem's comeback just fail and send him back to Detroit to verbally abuse his immediate family members, get fat again, and generally drink a tall glass of bitch, shut your trap? Because his very presence just reminds me of how over him current popular culture ought to be. Please, Eminem, make like your song and LOSE YOURSELF...in obscurity.
Labels: assholes, ranting, rap, retard rage, TV
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And that movie that this talentless so called "comic" is making that is chock-full of gay stereotypes is not homophobic at all? Sure thing.
Also I heard that the incident with Emmy was an accident, and if it was, I do agree that he should not have shit a brick like that and made himself look worse.
Also I heard that the incident with Emmy was an accident, and if it was, I do agree that he should not have shit a brick like that and made himself look worse.
Eminem has always been a pussy, cut from the same cloth as Vanilla Ice.
Gay stereotypes? You mean the one's perpetuated by EVERY gay man on reality tv? Give me a break. At some point you have to concede that certain stereotypes are the result of simple observation and not prejudice.
Gay stereotypes? You mean the one's perpetuated by EVERY gay man on reality tv? Give me a break. At some point you have to concede that certain stereotypes are the result of simple observation and not prejudice.
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: 6/02/2009 10:09 AM
: 6/02/2009 10:09 AM
Or maybe that is what gay people want, to be viewed like that on TV and that is why they all act so stereotypical.
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