Aunt Jesus's Encyclical: My invaluable lessons to my morally bankrupt niece...hopefully they will help convert some of her godless "fans."

Capote review: A classic example of why God hates fags. It's really too bad Truman Capote didn't live long enough to be smote down by AIDS with all the other Sodomites...LOL!

My Boyfriends: Namely Jesus and St. Paul...I know exactly what they're thinking at all times thanks to my blameless piety

Aunt Jesus's Rejects: This is why the death penalty was invented...to deliver swift vengeance to the non-believers. And don't give me any of that garbage about how Jesus would be "compassionate" or otherwise unsupportive of eliminating sinners by means of Biblical justice. If it weren't for the death penalty, Jesus never would have gotten crucified, and never would have risen, and then where would we be? In Hell with the rest of the infidels!

"Category 7: The End of the World" Review: Repent, repent, the Apocalypse is nigh!

AuntJesus Blog: See who's going to join Razzy in hell this week

COMING VERY SOON:

Scathing indictments of those profane condemned souls that ruin the world:

-Charles Darwin: the sacrilegious quack who is forcing our kids to learn the FALSE and IMPIOUS "theory of evolution" in public schools! Don't let this wicked charlatan spread his lies any more. Jesus didn't make me out of a monkey, I originated from Adam's rib! It's a scientific fact, because it's in the Bible.

-The American Civil Liberties Union: these devilish conspirators are plotting to make humanity extinct ! Their agenda is to make abortion required for all pregnant women and to conscript everyone else into homosexuality. They are an affront to True Christians everywhere

-Ang Lee: this so-called "filmmaker" is attacking traditional American Christian values like sheep ranching and heterosexual rednecks with his gospel of Gomorrah. Pray to Jesus that he is turned into a pillar of salt immediately!

ACCEPT CHRIST INTO YOUR HEART OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES, INFERNAL HEATHENS!

Haven't accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Personal Savior yet? Send me e-mail and perhaps you too can join Razzy in hell!