There's still time for us to repent.

February 8, 2006: After discovering RAZZY.org, my aunt became deeply concerned about the fate of my immortal soul, and has given me many helpful tips on how I can repent and save myself from the fires of hell. She has passed this information on in the form of several instructive and entertaining encyclicals on the topic of my salvation (Read more).

WE HAVE A NEW POPE...and he's EXTRA CREEPY-LOOKING!

April 21, 2005: During the extra short, two-day conclave, the College of Cardinals elected the oldest, skeeziest-looking codger of the bunch. The Pope Formerly Known as John Cardinal Ratzinger, AKA Benedict XVI, AKA "God's Rottweiler" is at the helm now and his first order of business is getting his e-mail set up. (Read more)

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!

The PAPAL CONCLAVE kicks off April 18, 2005! And they're adding bells this time! (Read more)

April 5, 2005: Millions of the pious faithful flock to Rome to view the disturbingly Santa Claus-esque remains of Karol Wojtyla (aka John Paul II, aka JP Dos) . (Read more)