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| This hunk-loving member of the Hasidim loves Pirates of the Caribbean and has seen it 100+ times |
In fact, the only famous Jews who get any recognition for their semitism are generally heinous-looking people, like Barbra Streisand and Woody Allen. So, RAZZY.org is providing a comprehensive list of the hottest Hebrews in Hollywood and beyond as a public service to clarify this for all Jews and all Jew-loving shikses like Razzy. This list is limited to HOT Jews, hence you won't see Bea Arthur or Steve Guttenberg on here, despite the fact that they are members of the tribe. If you have Jews to add to the list, or comments, or you are disputing an inclusion/exclusion from the list, write to razzy@razzy.org
| Actors | Musicians | Other Hot Jewish Notables |
| Hank Azaria | Paula Abdul | Brooke Burke (model) |
| Jack Black | Vanessa Carlton | Rande Gerber (hotel mogul) |
| Selma Blair (AKA Beitner) | Harry Connick, Jr. | Frida Kahlo (painter) |
| Orlando Bloom* | Adam Duritz | Lenny Krayzelburg (Olympic swimmer) |
| Yasmine Bleeth | Jakob Dylan | Monica Lewinsky (cocksucker) |
| Lisa Bonet | Perry Farrell (AKA Bernstein) | Cindy Margolis (download queen) |
| Adrian Brody | Jewman (the rapper) | Mark Spitz (Olympic swimmer) |
| Yul Brynner | Lenny Kravitz | Annie Sprinkle (Porn Star/Performance Artist) |
| Phoebe Cates (AKA Katz) | Lisa Loeb | |
| Jennifer Connelly | Courtney Love* | |
| Daniel Day-Lewis | Pink (AKA Alecia Moore) | |
| Jamie Lynn DiScala (formerly Sigler) | Gavin Rossdale (AKA Mr. Gwen Stefani) | |
| David Duchovny | David Lee Roth | |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | Gene Simmons (AKA Chaim Witz) | |
| Seth Green | Slash (AKA Saul Hudson) | |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | Vanity (AKA Denise Smith) | |
| Sarah Jessica Parker | ||
| Gregory Peck | ||
| Natalie Portman | ||
| Winona Ryder (AKA Horowitz) | ||
| David Schwimmer | ||
| Alicia Silverstone | ||
| Rena Sofer | ||
| Jon Stewart | ||
| Rachel Weisz | ||
| Ian Ziering |
*Denotes a probable but unconfirmed Jew
Oh, and by the way, KABBALAH PEOPLE DO NOT COUNT AS JEWISH (are you listening Madonna and Ashton Kutcher?!?! If RAZZY.org makes a list of the hottest people to join a mind-numbingly stupid made-up cult, you'll be right up there with Tom Cruise and all the Scientology fucks).