Name: Angie
DOB: 11/17/78...the same day as the Jonestown Massacre Shit, I lied! I looked this up and it turns out this was the day BEFORE the Jonestown Massacre...my whole life I've been thinking I came into the world on the same day that 900 culted-up crazies in Guyana invented the cyanide Kool-Aid cocktail. I've been living a lie!
Astrological sign: Scorpio (not that this means a goddamned thing, but everyone asks)
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 135 lbs, more or less, depending on how big my ass is this week
Grade school: All Saints School, Puyallup, WA
High school: Bellarmine Prep, Tacoma, WA, 1992-1996
Undergrad: Smith College, Northampton, MA, 1996-2000
Undergrad major: Biology
Grad school: Columbia University, New York, NY
Graduate degrees: M.A. 2004, M.Phil 2005, Ph.D in progress. And if you don't believe that I'm this fucking smart, you can read my qualifying exam
Current place of residence: Sugar Hill, Harlem, NYC
Current relationship status: Single, perpetually so
Pets: 2 dogs, Caesar and Chingy! Caesar is my favorite.
Allergies: Cats and sulfa drugs
Favorite food: Cheese
Favorite beer: PBR...voted America's best beer in 1893
Favorite liquor: Scotch
Favorite cigarettes: None, I quit smoking. But it used to be Parliament Lights.
Favorite expletive: Fuck (Isn't that everyone's? It's such a versatile word.)
Favorite football team: AFC- Tennessee Titans, NFC-Seattle Seahawks
Favorite music: Hilarious rap, 80s buttrock, and Lionel Richie
Favorite TV show (ever): Beverly Hills, 90210
Favorite TV show (present): Nip/Tuck
Favorite movie: LOTR trilogy...they are all one movie as far as I'm concerned. One SIXTEEN HOUR movie.
Favorite book: The Sun Also Rises...it's about drinking, cruelty to animals, drinking, slutty alcoholics, drinking, and emasculation. How could you NOT like this book??
Likes: Dudes, reading, sitting on my fine ass, meat, reality television, Hemingway, infection and immunity, fantasy football, getting drunk, getting laid, getting even
Dislikes: Feminists, Hiltons, ugly people, cat lovers, hippies, whiners, raisins, housework/cleaning
